What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?
parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
First Appearance: Fables #1
Allies: Snow White, Fable Town
Most Current Appearances: Fables, Fairest
Abilities: Control of wind, superhuman strength, heightened smell and hearing, shapeshifter, immortal
Bigby is the son of the North Wind and a shewolf, but after his father abandoned his…
why are 15 year olds so angry
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.